In good humor…
To My Democrat/Liberal/Progressive Friends…
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2021, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great…again!
Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes.
We wish you the ability to see the world through rose colored glasses and find it easy to justify the radical progressive liberal policies that now dominate Democratic politics. May all the hypocrisy, irony, ignorance, hate and deep state generated fake news satisfy your need for the New Year to resist, support ANTIFA and oppose free speech for anyone who doesn’t agree with you. We wish you the ability to ignore the fact that the Washington Post published that the impeachment process against President Trump began just 19 minutes after he took the oath of office and in no way implies that this was any kind of hoax or politically motivated Soviet style trial.“ We also wish you insight as to the surprise that after 4 years of “fake news” and vicious negative coverage of Trump, you find an understanding of why Biden might have a rough start in the Oval Office.
By accepting these greetings, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
To My Republican/Conservative friends…
